Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Halloween Fun Time and Zombie Eye Necklaces


How many times have you come across a wicked household decoration just to look at the price tag and nearly sh*t yourself? I find this particularly true around the holidays. There's some great over-priced stuff out there let me tell ya. So if you have a crafty soul, it can really come in handy when keeping to a budget. This time around I've attempted to re-create a Halloween table piece I found on Pottery Barn's website. For about 40 bucks, this little treasure can be yours:


Pretty cool right? I thought so. I wasn't prepared to fork out my hard earned cash for a flimsy glass vase, styrofoam skull, and some sawdust. So for about $6 I was able to create a thriftier alternative.



Now, it's not an exact replica, but for about $6 each I was able to create a similar concept. The vase, foam skulls, and spanish moss came from Dollar Tree. The black ribbon, candle, and black leaves were remnants from last year's Michaels Halloween extravaganza. So for a fraction of the price I was able to calm my craving and create some spooky new table pieces.. Those fancy purple candles however, cost me a small fortune. Some things just aren't worth the effort. Working with glitter is an absolute nightmare and sure to haunt you for yea
rs to come as it continuously reappears in your wardrobe, on your
furniture..... etc etc.


But enough of that... On to the zombies.

Continuing with my new obsession of incorporating hand carved pieces into my jewelry, I have created these awesome zombie eye pendants. I started carving the original about 2 months ago and it sat in my workshop forever as other projects began to pile up. When I finally got around to putting paint and brush to it, I had a renewed enthusiasm for the
project and finished up a small line in various colors.






Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Putting old hobbies to good use

When I was finishing up college, I interned for Crayola, where I continued to work after graduation as a full time in-house designer. While working there, we realized that I had a small talent for sculpting and soon became the primary in-house Model Magic sculpting guru. I no longer work as a designer for them but I still freelance part-time making these awesome little beasties:




Anywho... FFW about 6 years to present day Horribell-ing....
I think it comes natural for an artist to be constantly changing and evolving, trying new techniques and learning new processes. I'm sort of an obsessive-compulsive version of that. I can't get an idea and not run with it. And so custom Horribell cameos are born. Obviously I felt I wasn't wasting enough of my precious little free time in the H.O. dungeon and needed a new love-child to nurture. This is the first run of what I hope will be an extensive line, as I get more time to sculpt. The girly skull cameos are not my design, but I made a mold of them so I can make them in colors that you can't find factory-made.




























Tuesday, May 4, 2010

A Lost Art

We all know someone who knows someone who can give us the hook up with awesome home-made church pierogies, don't we? Me... not so much. So that puts me at a small disadvantage in my quest for deliciously and meticulously prepared authentic pastries and dough-packed goodness. My husband, who hails from a very traditional Polish family, was absolutely thrilled when I took up the lost art of pierogi slingin.' The beautiful thing about them is you can literally stuff anything under the sun in them. The recipes below just include how I most often make them. They're a lot of work, but nothing compares!



YIELD: about 6 dozen (using a 3" cutter)
TOTAL TIME: about 3-4 hours (if you use all the dough)
if you make larger pierogies, the time is cut down considerably, but smaller ones are easier to manage.

I happened to be making beer brats with sauerkraut this weekend, so I cooked extra sauerkraut to use as a filling, as well as a potato filling. You can use any myriad of ingredients for fillings, but here are my potato and kraut recipes:

POTATO FILLING
peeled, diced red skin potatoes (5 or 6, medium sized)
3 slices bacon, chopped
1/2 small onion, diced
2 cloves garlic, minced
2 or 3 tblsp butter
1/2 cup sour cream
1/2 cup shredded cheddar
cracked black pepper, to taste
complete season, to taste
onion powder, to taste
garlic powder, to taste
etc, etc

saute bacon in a pan with the onions until tender and almost done. add minced garlic and saute a few minutes more. drain and set aside.
boil potatoes and drain when tender. mix/mash potatoes in a bowl with butter, then add sour cream and mix/mash till smooth. add bacon mix, cheese, and seasonings and blend thoroughly. cover and set aside for pierogies.


SAUERKRAUT FILLING
1 bag sauerkraut
2 tblsp butter
4 slices bacon, chopped
1 med. onion, diced
1 teaspoon garlic powder (if not used in brats)
1 teaspoon onion powder (if not used in brats)
pepper to taste (if not used in brats)

With Brats:
2 bottles dark beer
5 brats
1 teaspoon garlic powder
1 teaspoon onion powder
1/2 teaspoon cracked pepper
1 teaspoon red pepper flakes (opt'l)

If making brats and beer kraut, like I did:
Put beer, kraut (with a little bit of juice, not all), chopped onion, red pepper flakes, gp, and brats in a large pot. Cover and boil until brats are cooked through, stirring occasionally, about 10 or 15 minutes. Remove brats and wipe off any kraut on them and grill them when ready.
Continue to simmer the kraut for another 10 minutes or so, stirring occasionally.
Remove about 1/2 the sauerkraut with a slotted spoon, put it in the bowl, and set aside. Leave the remaining kraut to serve with the brats. Then saute kraut mix as written below.

If you don't want to make the kraut with brats and beer first, just drain the kraut (1/2 bag... rinse it if you don't like any bitterness or strong flavor)... and proceed as follows:

Melt 2 tblsp butter in a large non-stick pan. Add bacon and onions (if you didn't use them in brats mix). Saute for a few minutes and then add the kraut and continue sauteing until bacon is cooked, but not crisp.
Season how you like with gp, op, pepper, etc. Remove with a slotted spoon to a bowl. Use a paper towel to soak up any crazy excess grease. Cover and set aside.



MUSHROOM GRAVY
1 pint white mushrooms, halved, and sliced
1 small onion, diced
4 tblsp. butter
1 cup sour cream
1 can beef broth
cracked black pepper
seasoning to taste

flour (1 tblsp at a time)
milk (if needed)

Saute mushrooms and onions in a pan with melted butter. When tender, add mixture to a medium saucepan. Add sour cream, beef broth, cracked pepper and other seasonings to taste. Simmer on med-low heat about 5 minutes, stirring often. Then whisk in 1 tblsp flour if needed to thicken sauce. Continue to simmer and stir 5-7 mins until sauce is right consistency. As needed: If sauce is too thin, add flour (1 tblsp. at a time). If too thick, add a little milk to thin it out. Serve over cooked pierogies.



PIEROGI DOUGH
3 eggs, room temperature
1/4 cup sour cream, room temp.
3/4 cup whole milk, room temp.
1/4 cup butter, softened
1/2 tsp. salt
5 1/2 cups flour

1/2 stick butter, softened
1 egg, beaten in a small glass (egg wash)

*For any who don't already know, you want all your ingredients to be at room temp. If they're not, crazy things will happen to your eggs when you put them in.

In a large bowl, beat eggs, sour cream, butter, milk, and salt with an electric mixer. Add flour and mix with hands until thoroughly blended into a soft dough. Leave the dough in the bowl, cover, and put in a warm place to rest for about 5 mins.
Then, knead dough for 10 minutes. Divide into 4 balls. Grease each with butter to prevent them from drying out and leave them in the bowl until ready to use.



MAKING THE PIEROGIES

what you need
• large wooden flour board
• rolling pin
• something suitable for cutting the circles out. a large mouth glass that is about 3" diameter will make about 6 dozen small pierogies. if you use a larger cutter, your pierogies will be larger and you'll cut a lot of time out since you're making less. fiy, small ones are easier to pan cook (they don't fall apart as easily).
• flour for board and pin
• butter (softened)
• large bowl
• basting brush for egg wash
• fork

• trays with wax paper/plastic wrap/foil.. whatev. (if freezing)

Lightly flour your board and pin. Take 1 ball of dough and shape with your hands into a rectangle, or square if your board is square. Start rolling out the dough, making sure to roll each time in all directions so the dough spreads evenly. Pick up dough once in a while to re-flour the work surface and pin. Anytime the dough starts to stick to the pin or the board, flour them. Roll the dough out as thin as you can without the dough being too thin that it will rip. If you don't roll the dough thin enough, you'll have really thick-doughy pierogies... and they'll suck.


Use the mouth of a large glass or other suitable round cutter to cut circles into your dough. Discard leftover dough into bowl to re-blend later.

Line all your circles up on your board and go over all the edges with the egg wash. This will help seal them. Spoon a small amount of filing in the center of each pierogi, about a tblsp. Too much and you wont be able to close them. Remove excess if needed.

Fold edges together into 1/2 moons and lightly pinch shut. Seal with the tines of a floured fork.


Set on a tray lined with wax paper/foil/plastic wrap. If you're going to freeze them, throw them in the freezer on the tray until frozen. Then put them in a freezer bag. They'll stick like hell if you don't freeze them BEFORE putting them in a bag.


TO RECYCLE THE DOUGH:
Take all your dough scraps and kneed back together. Use softened butter to help the dough stick back to itself. Then re-roll the dough and make more pierogies.


COOKING:
Boil a large pot of lightly salted water with a can of beef broth (opt'l). Add pierogies and boil them until they float. Remove with a slotted spoon.
When all your pierogies are cooked, you can saute them in butter and onions for about 10 minutes. Make sure you stir them with a heavy PLASTIC spoon. A metal spoon will break your soft pierogies. Serve with mushroom gravy.

I forgot to take pics when i cooked them, but here's my tiny, messy kitchen.



The End.

B-Movie Buckles

A customer asked me a few months ago if I offered any items in belt buckle form... and at the time I didn't, but I thought... well why the heck not? So here they are. I have to be honest though, they're a small pain in the arse.
This may be 'temporary.'


Thursday, April 22, 2010

Return of the 8 Legged Freaks

You know, they say that if you kill a spider, all their little leggy buddies come after you.
My boss pokes fun at me because we get these giant wolf spiders in the office and I always scoop them up in a cup and carry them outside (I don't want to kill you, but I don't want to share a cubicle with you either, ok?)....
He killed one this week and he's been finding them all over his desk ever since.

Spiders: 1
Fred: 0






FFW

While I'm here and wasting some time, let's fast forward to Spring 2010. This year so far I've done a handful of new charms designs... but nothing like last year. I spent the last few months doing a huge custom order for a punk shop in Germany called OldSkullPeople, which is partially responsible for my lack of new charm designs. It's possible that in the future I may discontinue them entirely. All the cutting destroys my hands, and the fumes from the acrylic sealant can't be very healthy for you. Yeah yeah, you're supposed to spray outdoors or in well ventilated areas.... I know I know. But here in the Lehigh Valley we have some brutally cold winters and pollen runs amuck in the Spring and Summer. Do you guys mind if your jewelry has pollen permanently encrusted in it? Might make for a great bad luck charm for an enemy with allergies ay? So anyways, here's what's new in charms...


More flippin' birds...

As mentioned in blogs past, I get really sick of looking at all the birds I do, but you guys seem to love 'em. So I'm constantly trying to update them and change the look to keep myself from going madd. My customers give me such guff if I discontinue old designs, so I usually keep the old and the new. These are the newest bird designs, which as always, come in a variety of colors.




More charms...







Pendant necklaces GALORE.

2010 so far has been all about these awesome pendant necklaces. My customers have always responded really well to anything nautical, and have just been eating up the anchors I have, as well as the acrylic cabs. And how about these lock and key toggle clasps... aren't they awesome?



I tried a small run of sea creature pendants,
because I love me some sea creatures.
Major fail. You guys hated them. Womp womp.





Clover necklace, photo by Amilie Turner,
Dommino Inc. Photography


You guys love these octopus necklaces.


more birds? why not.



Things that go flap in the night.

I'm a bat nut. I can't hide it... they're tattooed all over me. So here's some more batty goodness.
I now offer the stampings in copper, silver, AND gunmetal. Whoopie!